I've been thinking
And what I've been thinking is that, a) I have some things I need to write about, and b) Efraim Långstrump may be the root of my father-figure issues & what i desire in a sexual partner and/or long-term-mate
...he's a pirate, he's a cannibal king, he's strong as FUCK, he provides for his daughter in straight-up treasure (ie. gold!), and he's like, never around because he's off fucking sailing the seven seas. And Pippi? His daughter? The coolest bitch around.
I definitely have some things to write out.